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Man reads entire Oxford English Dictionary

The Oxford English Dictionary is not everyone's idea of a page turner.

But a man has just completed the mammoth, if not bizarre, task of reading the 22,000-page tome cover to cover.

Ammon Shea, 37, who has been dissecting dictionaries since the age of 10, spent a year absorbing 59 million words, from A to Zyxt - the equivalent of reading a John Grisham novel every day.

Cooped up in the basement of his local library, the removal man from New York would devote up to 10 hours a day painstakingly making his way through all 20 volumes of the OED - helped by cup after cup of very strong coffee.

Every time he came across an interesting word, he jotted it down, fearful that he would not remember its meaning.

Among his favourite discoveries were obmutescence (willfully quiet), hypergelast (a person who won't stop laughing), natiform (shaped like buttocks) and deipnosophist (a person who is learned in the art of dining.)

He admitted there were times when he almost gave up, frustrated at not being familiar with any of the words on the page.

In his new book, Reading the Oxford English Dictionary: One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages, he recalls a low point when he started learning words beginning with the letter N.

"Some days I feel as if I do not actually speak the English language, or understand it with any degree of real comprehension," he said.

"It is as if I am visiting a foreign country, armed with one of those silly little tourist phrase book...I may know enough to order a cup of coffee or inquire where the bathroom is."

By the time he reached the 400 pages devoted to words beginning with "un", he said he was "near catatonic, bored out of my mind, and so listless I can't remember why I wanted to read any of this in the first place.

"At this point, telling myself, 'You only have 351 pages of un-words to go', does not seem helpful. I don't quite feel as though I have lost my mind, but it often seems as though it is on vacation somewhere else, just east of sanity."

Why anyone would choose to put themselves through such a task is a question Mr Shea is often asked.

As a self-confessed lover of words who owns a thousand dictionaries, he said that reading the entire OED was a challenge he set himself many years ago.

"The OED, more so than any other dictionary, encompasses the entire history of all English's glories and foibles, the grand concepts and whimsical conceits that make our language what it is today," he said.

"It's a great read. It is much more engrossing, enjoyable and moving to read than you would typically think a non-narrative body of text could ever possibly be."

Source: Daily Telegraph

Baked beans beat the crisis

Baked bean sales soar as families turn back to canned food
The humble baked bean is back in fashion as families return to canned food in a bid to beat the credit crisis.

Sales of baked beans have increased by 12 per cent over the last year, surpassing annual sales of £300 million for the first time.

As food inflation in Britain has risen higher than almost anywhere else in the developing world, consumers are cutting back on their grocery bills.

Sales of post-war, ration book era food are booming, according to statistics, and families are stocking up on canned goods.

In the 52 weeks to the end of August baked bean sales reached £300.4 million, compared with just £250.2 million three years ago, according to the market research company IRI.

The figures follow evidence from supermarkets, that shoppers are starting to buy cheaper cuts of meat, such as chicken thighs rather than breast meat and braising steaks rather than sirloin or fillet.

Sheraz Dar, head of marketing for Branston Baked Beans, which released the IRI data, said: "The credit crunch is undoubtedly having some effect. Baked beans provide a very cheap source of fibre and protein so it's not surprising people are increasingly turning to baked beans for nutrition."

Asda says that sales of its budget range of Smart Price baked beans, which retail for just 20p for a 420g tin, have soared by more than 50 per cent over the last year.

With £300 million of beans sold over the last year, this could buy each household in Britain more than 22lbs (10 kilos) – or 23 large cans – worth of high-quality baked beans. Not quite enough to stock up an underground bunker, but plenty to fuel a family if the economy plumbs new ration-book era depths.

Source: Telegraph

Has the crisis altered your shopping in any way? Have you stopped buying things because they have got too expensive? Do you still treat yourself now and again to something despite its expense?

This advert for beans is from 1986 but has the same jingle as today: "beanz meanz heinz".


Do you have a favourite ad, past or present?

Pronunciation Problems

Why 'phenonemon' is the most troublesome word in the English language

Ever been refused that much-needed pay rise? Perhaps it's because you didn't ask in the right way.

It seems that many of us have trouble getting our tongue around the word 'remuneration'.

But there are many more troublesome hurdles in the language.

'Phenomenon' is the most mispronounced word, research shows, with its succession of 'm' and 'n' sounds presenting the greatest difficulty.

'Anaesthetist' also causes problems due to the tricky mixture of 'th' and 't' noises.

'Remuneration', which is often heard in its mangled form 'renumeration', came in third in the study of 3,000 Britons.

And the fourth most difficult word to pronounce, according to the poll, was ' statistics'.

However, it may be a case of back to the drawing board for some, who admitted they often struggle with common words like 'February' - which appeared in 12th place in the list.

A spokesman for Spinvox - a voicemail to text message service - which carried out the research, said: 'Many words are difficult to say and when we struggle to pronounce a word correctly it makes us self-conscious about the way we speak.

'There are some real tongue-twisters in the list and it's understandable how many people can get confused when pronouncing certain words.

'We're fascinated by the way people speak as our automatic voice-to-text conversion system has to accurately convert the different ways that people talk - including common mispronunciation.

'This means people can be confident that a written message will be authentic and contain the essence of their voice.'

But researchers also stressed that mispronunciation was no laughing matter for many.

Almost half of those who confessed to frequent errors said they suffered embarrassment as a result.

More than a third even avoided using troublesome words to save face.

But 43 per cent of people admit they often correct mispronunciation in others, and - perhaps encouragingly for the tongue-tied - only a quarter of people think it shows a lack of intelligence.

Source: Daily Mail

Make a (short) list of the words that you have difficulty pronouncing.

Robin Bank

€500,000 scam of a Spanish Robin Hood

He calls himself Robin Bank and acts as the self-appointed avenger of downtrodden loan defaulters and all poor victims of the global financial meltdown.

Like his hero Robin Hood, Spanish outlaw Enric Duran steals from the rich and gives, if not to the poor, at least to the activist groups who are sworn enemies of the banking system.

Yesterday Duran circulated 200,000 copies of a single-issue free newspaper called Crisis to show how he had spent the past two years fooling banks into lending him nearly half a million euros (about £395,000).

He said he had given it all away to social activists or spent it on the newspaper. He is refusing to pay the money back and daring the banks to get him sent to jail.

"If we include interest on arrears the present amount of debt is over €500,000, which I will not pay," he said.

As Duran, 32, went into hiding, copies of the newspaper were being handed out by friends and relatives to commuters at dozens of metro and railway stations in his home city of Barcelona.
Friends said he had fled the country earlier this week.

News of his exploits caught Spain's high street banks, consumer finance houses and building societies by surprise. They were busy yesterday checking their loan portfolios to see whether Duran was on the list.

He has provided a list of all the 39 banks he took loans from. They include one bank, Cetelem, that gave him five loans.

The police and the local attorney general's office said they had not yet started looking for Duran as they were waiting for one of the banks to lodge a formal request for him to be found.

Duran said he had raised the loans partly by setting up a false television production company. He paid back some of the early loans to ensure he had a good credit rating but stopped paying them all earlier this year.

He had started out by getting personal loans but eventually used a company name to avoid being placed on a list of bad debtors.

A small businesses office of the regional Catalan government unwittingly helped him raise at least one of the loans, according to reports yesterday.

Most of the money had been donated to social activism groups.

"What could be better than robbing the ones who rob us and distributing the money among the groups which are denouncing this situation and building alternatives?" he asked.

Bankers reacted angrily. "It is not permissible for someone to laugh [at the system] like this," Jordi Mestre, director general of the Caixa Sabadell savings bank, told the Europa Press news agency.

Other banks said they would have no trouble writing off the lost money.

"Even if it is confirmed that he took €31,000, it won't mean anything to us," said a spokesman for Bankinter.

Duran posted a video interview of himself on the internet yesterday.

"It has been an individual disobedience action against banking that I have carried out to denounce the banking system," he said.

"Banks need to grant loans because that is the main way for them to get profits. It is a wheel that will not stop until the system comes to a standstill. As individuals, instead of helping the wheel to roll by asking for loans we have the opportunity and responsibility of making things difficult for this system."

The social activist could face a prison term of up to six years if convicted.

"When I started this action I was already prepared for that possibility," he said.

Source: Guardian

Do you admire this scamster? Can you think of any other criminals that you, if not admire, at least consider clever?

AlItalia troubles

Alitalia may be nationalised by Berlusconi after rescue fails

Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian Prime Minister, will consider the option of "temporary nationalisation" of Alitalia after the dramatic collapse yesterday of a rescue bid for the troubled airline by an all-Italian consortium.

As the Italian Cabinet prepared to meet to discuss the crisis this morning, reports said Mr Berlusconi had wrongly calculated that CAI, the consortium of industrialists, would go ahead with the rescue plan despite the refusal of CGIL, Italy's largest union, and the pilots' union to accept it.

Mr Berlusconi is putting pressure on the investors to change their mind and "try again" with the support of trade unions willing to back the deal.

His miscalculation accounted for his air of optimism yesterday afternoon as the deadline for the unions to accept the CAI offer approached.

When his assumptions proved false, the Italian leader was nonplussed, according to aides, asking his advisers, "What do we do now?". He soon bounced back, however, vowing "I will not give up" and undertook to keep Alitalia flying, the aides said.

Il Giornale, the newspaper owned by the Berlusconi family, today put the blame for the crisis on the left-wing CGIL and its leader Guglielmo Epifani under the headline: "Alitalia collapses — thanks to the unions". The paper added: "The unions have tried for years to bring down Italy but they have brought down Alitalia instead".

Most newspapers condemned Alitalia staff at Fiumicino, the main Rome airport, for exulting as news of the withdrawal of the rescue plan came through, with airline staff punching the air and shouting "Better a collapse than those bandits", a reference to the industrialists in the consortium. "The cost of this irresponsibility is clear" said Il Messaggero, the Rome daily: "163 aircraft on the ground and 18,500 employees without jobs".

It said the protesters were "like those who danced on the Titanic as the ship went down". They were like people "smiling at a funeral", said La Repubblica, reporting that Air France had already applied for Alitalia's slots at Fiumicino, while Lufthansa was seeking the slots at Malpensa near Milan.

Alitalia risks becoming the first big European flagship airline to collapse since Swissair Group and Belgium's Sabena went under in 2001.

The company, which has been losing €2 million (£1.58 million) a day, has debts of more than €1 billion and risks running out of cash by the end of this month, filed for insolvency at the end of August so that the state-backed rescue and relaunch effort could get under way.

Mr Berlusconi earlier this year rejected an offer from Air France-KLM to buy Alitalia, saying he preferred an "all-Italian" solution.

Air France-KLM withdrew its offer in any case because of the unions' "impossible" conditions. Mr Belusconi, who was campaigning for election at the time, was accused by the Left of "beating the nationalist drum" to get votes and, in the process, passing up a chance to rescue Alitalia with foreign help.

The CAI rescue package included more than 3,000 job cuts and contracts laying down more hours for the same pay.

Augusto Fantozzi, the government-appointed commissioner running Alitalia, said if no further credible bids were forthcoming he would have to start liquidation proceedings. He said the carrier might start grounding flights soon. But asked if Alitalia would continue flying until the money ran out, he replied: "That is what the law stipulates and I shall respect the law."

Maurizio Sacconi, the Labour Minister, said: "The road now opens up that leads to the collapse of all the companies in the Alitalia group." He confirmed a warning by Mr Berlusconi that workers left without jobs because of liquidation would not benefit from the generous redundancy terms offered as part of the CAI rescue plan.

Italy's civil aviation authority has called Mr Fantozzi to a meeting after the weekend to decide if Alitalia's temporary licence should be revoked.

The CAI consortium had undertaken to plough more than €1 billion into Alitalia, merging its flying operations with those of Air One, Italy's second biggest domestic airline, while selling maintenance operations and other support activities.

Source: The Times

Spelling Problems

The 20 simple words Brits are unable to spell because we are all text mad

Millions of adults are unable to spell basic everyday words, a study suggests.

Of 2,500 surveyed, 40 per cent could not spell "questionnaire", 38 per cent were *stumped by "accommodate" and 37 per cent were defeated by "definitely".

Around a third of those questioned were unable to spell "liaison", "existence" or "occurrence".

Other simple words which caused problems were "calendar", "embarrass", "library" and "receipt".

Two-thirds blamed their inability to get words right on the predictive text function on their mobile phones.

Despite the embarrassing results, almost a third claimed their spelling was excellent, while 46 per cent said it was good.

Alarmingly, 14 per cent did not think it was important to spell properly, and 11 per cent were not bothered by colleagues' spelling mistakes.

Twenty per cent said they avoided writing documents by hand because their spelling was poor, and 59 per cent said they relied on their computer's spell checker to get things right - even though some are programmed with American English.

Six per cent said their spelling was so bad they had lost a job because of it.

The study was carried out on behalf of www.whitesmoke.com, which provides software to help with English grammar and writing.

A spokesman said: "It's worrying how weak our spelling has become, especially with regard to simple, everyday words.

"It's interesting to see that despite getting basic words wrong, a huge majority still regard their spelling skills as excellent or good.

"It's inexcusable to see badly-written documents in a work environment. If something isn't done in this generation, spelling standards will only decline further."

The Plain English campaign said: "People seem less inclined to consider correct spelling important.

"When we spell words incorrectly, it is bound to cause confusion and make writing more difficult to read."

The 20 simple words Brits are unable to spell:

1. Questionnaire 2. Accommodate 3. Definitely 4. Liaison 5. Existence 6. Occurrence 7. Referring 8. Occurred 9. Millennium 10. Embarrass 11. Calendar 12. Receive 13. Necessary 14. Separate 15. Cemetery 16. Library 17. Accidentally 18. Independent 19. Occasionally 20. Receipt

Sorce: Daily Mail

I admit that the odd word from the list would occassionally create problems for me. My spelling has got worse, the longer I have been living abroad. I have made some embarassing spelling mistakes in the classroom. Once I corrected "restaurant" in an exam paper, while another time I wrote "off course" on the board when I meant to write "of course". Such simple mistakes.

(By the way, I made the above mistakes on purpose!)

*Vocabulary Focus

if you are *stumped you really don't have a clue what the correct answer is.

if you are stuck, you don't know the answer because it is too difficult.

• I'm stuck with number 7. Can you give me a clue?

if you are baffled, you are extremely confused and nowhere near the solution.

• The police are baffled by the murder. They don't have any suspects and can't find any motives.

Madrid Fashion Week

Madrid Fashion Week is coming to an end but it doesn't seem to have made the international headlines. The only time that it was in the news was a couple of years ago, when the decision was made to ban ultra-skinny models from taking part.

Skinniest models are banned from catwalk

The organisers of Madrid Fashion Week have announced that they are banning skinny women to develop a more healthy image for the event this month. If any very skinny models do *turn up, they will be classed as unhealthy and in need of medical help.

The move has been heralded as good news for younger and lesser-known models, who often force themselves to become thin in the battle to secure a place among the top flight. But pear-shaped females should not celebrate too heartily, for the leading names of world fashion are showing no sign of following in the Spaniards’ footsteps. The Pasarela Cibeles trade fair in Madrid is a minnow compared with the big fish of Milan, Paris, New York and London fashion weeks.

Madrid city council, which sponsors the fashion week, has ordered that every model on show must have a body mass index (BMI) of at least 18. Models who are 5ft 9in (1.75m) tall must weigh a minimum of 8st 11oz (56 kg).

Esther Cañadas, Spain’s best-known model, does not qualify under the new rules as she is said to have a BMI of only 14. Almost a third of the women lined up appear to have been barred. The council promised that a nutritional expert would be on hand to check every model taking part in the shows, and that any woman found to have a BMI of below 16 would receive medical treatment.

The ban comes amid a row in Spain about the trend for extreme thinness on the catwalks and in high street shop windows. Cuca Solana, the organiser of the Pasarela Cibeles, was hauled before the country’s parliamentary commission for youth in April to defend the event against criticism that it pressures young women into losing weight.

According to the World Health Organisation, a woman is underweight if her BMI is less than 18.5, but Jesús del Pozo, vice-president of the Spanish Association of Fashion Designers, said that up to 40 per cent of the models who took part in last year’s event would have fallen foul of the new rules.

The organisers of London Fashion Week, which begins on September 18, said that they would not be introducing a similar rule. According to the leading agency Models 1, the models with the biggest pulling power are likely to be those with the smallest waistlines. “We have changed a lot in that there have been many more requests for bigger models, but on the catwalk long dresses do look lovely on tall, thin girls,” the agency said. “Girls who model at 15 or 16 tend to be thin girls, whose mums are thin, it’s part of their genetics, and obviously they look great in clothes.”

However, Lisa Armstrong, the Times fashion editor, asked: “Why do casting agents persist in using 15 and 16-year-olds to sell clothes to women in their thirties and upwards?” She added that the Madrid rules might have positive consequences for young British unknowns: “Madrid is a small fashion week and so this move will make very little difference to the bigger names, but younger and more inexperienced British models are sometimes sent to the smaller shows, effectively to practise.”

Sarah Doukas, Kate Moss’s agent, said that her agency, Storm, did not employ unhealthily thin women. “It’s useless to talk about body mass indexes. Who knows what that means apart from your doctor? It depends on different body types. Some people have different muscle density. I believe that girls should just eat healthily, exercise and just be normal. We just wouldn’t use someone who was really underweight or too thin.”

Source: The Times

*Phrasal verbs with turn

1. He's always turning up late for work.
2. She turned down his marriage proposal because she thought it too soon to make such an important commitment.
3. Don't worry - things will turn out alright.
4. You can always turn to her if you need any help.
5. The suspect in the murder case turned himself in last night.
6. Hundreds of people turned out to see the stars arrive for the premiere in spite of the rain.
7. They turned away anyone who wasn't dressed in the appropriate attire.
8. He was given six months to turn the fortunes of the company around.

Can you guess the meanings of the above phrasal verbs? Then check in your dicitionaries and write some examples of your own.